{"product_id":"2027-c-u-n-t-unfiltered-calendar-2-0","title":"😈 2027 C.U.N.T. Unfiltered Calendar 2.0 | 12 Months of Savage Personality","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n #cunt-calendar-page,\n #cunt-calendar-page * {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page {\n --black:#1f1d1f;\n --black-soft:#2d292d;\n\n --red:#b63a46;\n --red-deep:#8b2933;\n\n --pink:#d497a4;\n --lilac:#aa8eb3;\n\n --cream:#fff9f3;\n --cream-deep:#f5ebe4;\n --soft:#f7f3f5;\n\n --ink:#332e32;\n --muted:#726b70;\n --line:#e5dade;\n\n width:100%;\n max-width:900px;\n\n margin:0 auto;\n padding:0 8px 55px;\n\n overflow:hidden;\n\n color:var(--ink);\n\n font-family:\n -apple-system,\n BlinkMacSystemFont,\n \"Segoe UI\",\n Arial,\n sans-serif;\n\n line-height:1.7;\n\n background:\n radial-gradient(\n circle at 0 7%,\n rgba(182,58,70,.045),\n transparent 28%\n ),\n radial-gradient(\n circle at 100% 45%,\n rgba(170,142,179,.05),\n transparent 29%\n ),\n #fffdfb;\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page h1,\n #cunt-calendar-page h2,\n #cunt-calendar-page h3,\n #cunt-calendar-page p {\n margin-top:0;\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page h1,\n #cunt-calendar-page h2 {\n font-family:\n Georgia,\n \"Times New Roman\",\n serif;\n\n font-weight:700;\n letter-spacing:-.025em;\n line-height:1.16;\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page h1 {\n margin-bottom:15px;\n\n font-size:clamp(34px,5vw,48px);\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page h2 {\n margin-bottom:13px;\n\n font-size:clamp(26px,3.8vw,34px);\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page h3 {\n margin-bottom:8px;\n\n color:var(--ink);\n\n font-size:20px;\n font-weight:800;\n line-height:1.24;\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page p {\n margin-bottom:0;\n\n color:var(--muted);\n\n font-size:16px;\n line-height:1.74;\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page img {\n display:block !important;\n\n width:100% !important;\n max-width:100% !important;\n height:auto !important;\n\n object-fit:contain !important;\n }\n\n\n \/* =========================\n HERO\n ========================= *\/\n\n .cu-hero {\n position:relative;\n overflow:hidden;\n\n padding:50px 24px 24px;\n\n text-align:center;\n\n border-radius:0 0 25px 25px;\n\n background:\n radial-gradient(\n circle at 11% 7%,\n rgba(182,58,70,.16),\n transparent 29%\n ),\n radial-gradient(\n circle at 91% 15%,\n rgba(170,142,179,.13),\n transparent 30%\n ),\n linear-gradient(\n 145deg,\n #f2e4e6,\n #fff8f3 53%,\n #eee8f0\n );\n\n box-shadow:\n 0 17px 40px rgba(62,44,55,.10);\n }\n\n .cu-hero::before {\n position:absolute;\n\n top:3px;\n left:14px;\n\n content:\"😈\";\n\n opacity:.055;\n\n font-size:102px;\n }\n\n .cu-badge {\n position:relative;\n z-index:2;\n\n display:inline-block;\n\n margin-bottom:14px;\n padding:8px 14px;\n\n border-radius:999px;\n\n background:var(--black);\n\n color:#fff;\n\n font-size:11px;\n font-weight:900;\n\n letter-spacing:.09em;\n text-transform:uppercase;\n }\n\n .cu-hero h1,\n .cu-hero p,\n .cu-pills {\n position:relative;\n z-index:2;\n }\n\n .cu-hero h1 {\n max-width:775px;\n\n margin-left:auto;\n margin-right:auto;\n\n color:var(--black);\n }\n\n .cu-hero h1 span {\n color:var(--red);\n 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rgba(182,58,70,.10),\n transparent 31%\n ),\n linear-gradient(\n 135deg,\n #fff9f5,\n #f5ecef\n );\n }\n\n .cu-hook h2 {\n max-width:750px;\n\n margin-left:auto;\n margin-right:auto;\n\n color:var(--black);\n }\n\n .cu-hook p {\n max-width:755px;\n\n margin:0 auto;\n\n color:#6c6469;\n\n font-size:17px;\n }\n\n .cu-hook strong {\n color:var(--red-deep);\n }\n\n\n \/* =========================\n FEATURE\n ========================= *\/\n\n .cu-feature {\n margin-top:18px;\n padding:38px 23px 23px;\n\n border:1px solid var(--line);\n border-radius:20px;\n\n background:#fff;\n }\n\n .cu-feature.cream {\n background:\n radial-gradient(\n circle at 100% 0,\n rgba(182,58,70,.06),\n transparent 31%\n ),\n linear-gradient(\n 135deg,\n #fffaf6,\n #f6ece8\n );\n }\n\n .cu-feature.lilac {\n border-color:#e3dbe5;\n\n background:\n radial-gradient(\n circle at 0 0,\n rgba(170,142,179,.08),\n transparent 31%\n ),\n linear-gradient(\n 135deg,\n #f6f1f7,\n #fff\n );\n }\n\n .cu-feature.red {\n border-color:#ead7db;\n\n background:\n radial-gradient(\n circle at 100% 0,\n rgba(182,58,70,.07),\n transparent 30%\n ),\n linear-gradient(\n 135deg,\n #fff5f5,\n #fff\n );\n }\n\n .cu-feature.dark {\n border:0;\n\n background:\n radial-gradient(\n circle at 50% -10%,\n rgba(182,58,70,.25),\n transparent 38%\n ),\n linear-gradient(\n 145deg,\n #2d292d,\n #1c1a1c\n );\n\n box-shadow:\n 0 14px 34px rgba(28,26,28,.17);\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page .cu-feature.dark h2 {\n color:#fff7f5 !important;\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page .cu-feature.dark p {\n color:#e8dfe3 !important;\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page .cu-feature.dark .cu-eyebrow {\n color:#f0b3bc !important;\n }\n\n .cu-copy {\n max-width:750px;\n\n margin:0 auto;\n\n text-align:center;\n }\n\n .cu-eyebrow {\n display:inline-block;\n\n margin-bottom:7px !important;\n\n color:var(--red) !important;\n\n font-size:11px !important;\n font-weight:900;\n\n letter-spacing:.09em;\n text-transform:uppercase;\n }\n\n\n \/* =========================\n MINI GRID\n ========================= *\/\n\n .cu-mini-grid {\n display:grid;\n grid-template-columns:\n repeat(3,minmax(0,1fr));\n\n gap:11px;\n\n margin-top:24px;\n }\n\n .cu-mini {\n padding:18px 14px;\n\n text-align:center;\n\n border:1px solid #e4dadd;\n border-radius:14px;\n\n background:rgba(255,255,255,.94);\n }\n\n .cu-mini-icon {\n margin-bottom:7px;\n\n font-size:26px;\n line-height:1;\n }\n\n .cu-mini strong {\n display:block;\n\n margin-bottom:5px;\n\n color:var(--black);\n\n font-size:14px;\n }\n\n .cu-mini span {\n display:block;\n\n color:var(--muted);\n\n font-size:13px;\n line-height:1.5;\n }\n\n\n \/* =========================\n DETAILS\n ========================= *\/\n\n .cu-details {\n display:grid;\n grid-template-columns:\n repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr));\n\n gap:14px;\n\n margin-top:18px;\n }\n\n .cu-detail-card {\n padding:27px 21px;\n\n border:1px solid var(--line);\n border-radius:18px;\n\n background:\n linear-gradient(\n 145deg,\n #fff,\n #fcf8fa\n );\n }\n\n .cu-detail-card h3 {\n margin-bottom:15px;\n\n color:var(--black);\n\n font-size:20px;\n }\n\n .cu-detail-list {\n margin:0;\n padding:0;\n\n list-style:none;\n }\n\n .cu-detail-list li {\n padding:10px 0;\n\n border-bottom:1px solid #eee5e9;\n\n color:var(--muted);\n\n font-size:14px;\n line-height:1.55;\n }\n\n .cu-detail-list li:last-child {\n border-bottom:0;\n }\n\n .cu-detail-list strong {\n color:var(--ink);\n }\n\n\n \/* =========================\n FINAL\n ========================= *\/\n\n .cu-final {\n margin-top:18px;\n padding:47px 23px;\n\n text-align:center;\n\n border-radius:20px;\n\n background:\n radial-gradient(\n circle at 50% -5%,\n rgba(182,58,70,.28),\n transparent 36%\n ),\n linear-gradient(\n 145deg,\n #2d292d,\n #1b191b\n );\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page .cu-final h2 {\n max-width:740px;\n\n margin-left:auto;\n margin-right:auto;\n\n color:#fff7f5 !important;\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page .cu-final p {\n max-width:690px;\n\n margin:0 auto;\n\n color:#e8dfe3 !important;\n\n font-size:17px;\n }\n\n .cu-final-line {\n display:inline-block;\n\n margin-top:19px;\n padding:10px 16px;\n\n border-radius:999px;\n\n background:\n linear-gradient(\n 135deg,\n #e9b0ba,\n #bf6574\n );\n\n color:#231f22;\n\n font-size:13px;\n font-weight:900;\n }\n\n\n \/* =========================\n MOBILE\n ========================= *\/\n\n @media(max-width:700px) {\n\n #cunt-calendar-page {\n padding-left:5px;\n padding-right:5px;\n }\n\n .cu-hero {\n padding:39px 16px 17px;\n\n border-radius:0 0 19px 19px;\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page h1 {\n font-size:30px;\n line-height:1.18;\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page h2 {\n font-size:24px;\n line-height:1.23;\n }\n\n #cunt-calendar-page p {\n font-size:15px;\n line-height:1.7;\n }\n\n .cu-hero p {\n font-size:16px;\n }\n\n .cu-hook,\n .cu-feature {\n padding-left:16px;\n padding-right:16px;\n }\n\n .cu-feature {\n padding-top:31px;\n padding-bottom:17px;\n }\n\n .cu-mini-grid,\n .cu-details {\n grid-template-columns:1fr;\n }\n\n .cu-image,\n .cu-hook,\n .cu-feature,\n .cu-mini,\n .cu-detail-card,\n .cu-final {\n border-radius:16px;\n }\n\n }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\n\u003cdiv id=\"cunt-calendar-page\"\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =========================\n HERO\n ========================= --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"cu-hero\"\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"cu-badge\"\u003e\n 😈 2027 Has Officially Lost Its Filter\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003ch1\u003e\n Most Calendars Tell You the Date.\n \u003cspan\u003eThis One Has Something to Say About It.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/h1\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Twelve months,\n twelve completely different personalities\n and a full year of sarcastic,\n shameless,\n occasionally-too-accurate humor.\n This is the kind of wall calendar that\n \u003cstrong\u003epeople stop to read before they even remember they came over to check the date.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-pills\"\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"cu-pill\"\u003e\n 😈 12 Months of Attitude\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"cu-pill\"\u003e\n πŸ˜‚ Unfiltered Humor\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"cu-pill\"\u003e\n 🎨 Bold Monthly Artwork\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"cu-pill\"\u003e\n 🎁 Ridiculously Giftable\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-image\"\u003e\n\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.techcloudly.com\/image\/224676c6a163799e9a2891792156691bd80f146e.gif\" alt=\"2027 C.U.N.T. Calendar animated preview\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =========================\n HOOK\n ========================= --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"cu-hook\"\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n πŸ˜‚ Because Your Wall Has Suffered Enough Boring Calendars\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Most calendars disappear into the background\n somewhere around February.\n This one has a much harder time shutting up.\n Every page brings\n \u003cstrong\u003ea new character,\n a new joke\n and a new reason for someone in the room to say,\n β€œOkay… that one is way too accurate.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n It still keeps your year organized,\n it just refuses to do it quietly.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =========================\n FEATURE 1\n ========================= --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"cu-feature dark\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-copy\"\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"cu-eyebrow\"\u003e\n One Year Β· Twelve Personality Problems\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n 😈 Every Month Shows Up With a Completely Different Attitude\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n January doesn't need to behave like March,\n and August definitely shouldn't be trusted\n with the same personality as December.\n Each month introduces a different illustrated character,\n mood\n and punchline,\n keeping the calendar from feeling repetitive\n and giving you something genuinely new to flip to\n as the year moves along.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-image\"\u003e\n\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.techcloudly.com\/image\/b1c92b64383236a98e1e3bdcca2b910b236cd645.png\" alt=\"Different monthly designs from 2027 C.U.N.T. Calendar\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =========================\n FEATURE 2\n ========================= --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"cu-feature cream\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-copy\"\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"cu-eyebrow\"\u003e\n Not Background Decoration\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n 🎨 Big Artwork, Loud Personality \u0026amp; Absolutely No Interest in Blending In\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Bold colors\n and character-driven illustrations\n give each monthly page enough visual personality\n to work as wall art as much as a calendar.\n Instead of another neutral grid quietly hanging in the corner,\n this one becomes part of the room itself,\n especially in offices,\n studios,\n gaming spaces\n and anywhere that could use a little less seriousness.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-image\"\u003e\n\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.techcloudly.com\/image\/71f514539530e58a1df5b020d0e6ef5f5397a39b.png\" alt=\"Bold illustrated artwork in 2027 novelty wall calendar\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =========================\n FEATURE 3\n ========================= --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"cu-feature lilac\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-copy\"\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"cu-eyebrow\"\u003e\n Still a Calendar Under All That Attitude\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n πŸ“… Funny Enough to Read. Practical Enough to Actually Use.\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Beneath the jokes,\n it still handles the boring grown-up job\n of keeping track of 2027.\n The monthly layout keeps dates easy to scan,\n gives you space for notes and reminders,\n and uses spiral binding\n so each page flips cleanly as the months change.\n In other words,\n it has a personality problem,\n not a functionality problem.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-mini-grid\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-mini\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-mini-icon\"\u003e\n πŸ“†\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong\u003e\n Jan–Dec 2027\n \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n \u003cspan\u003e\n A complete twelve-month calendar for the year.\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-mini\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-mini-icon\"\u003e\n ✍️\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong\u003e\n Room to Write\n \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n \u003cspan\u003e\n Monthly date boxes for notes and reminders.\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-mini\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-mini-icon\"\u003e\n πŸ”„\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong\u003e\n Spiral Bound\n \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n \u003cspan\u003e\n Flip from one questionable personality to the next.\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-image\"\u003e\n\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.techcloudly.com\/image\/1b60b5ad73fcc5cbaddddea7872644b748ed4ce3.png\" alt=\"Practical monthly layout of 2027 calendar\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =========================\n FEATURE 4\n ========================= --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"cu-feature red\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-copy\"\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"cu-eyebrow\"\u003e\n Wall DΓ©cor With a Mouth\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n πŸ–ΌοΈ The Kind of Calendar People Actually Walk Over to Read\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Hang it in a home office\n and coworkers notice it on video calls.\n Put it in a studio\n and it becomes part of the room's personality.\n Add it to a gaming space,\n bar area\n or creative corner\n and the monthly artwork turns into\n the conversation piece people notice\n before they ask what day it is.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-image\"\u003e\n\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.techcloudly.com\/image\/7b59b47ed8f3067d9a454ebd8c24a7d2cc621d95.png\" alt=\"2027 humorous calendar displayed as wall decor\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =========================\n FEATURE 5 GIFT\n ========================= --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"cu-feature dark\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-copy\"\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"cu-eyebrow\"\u003e\n For the Person Who Already Owns Enough Normal Gifts\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n 🎁 Give Them Something They'll Still Be Laughing at in October\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Mugs get forgotten.\n Socks disappear.\n Generic gift cards barely survive the envelope.\n A calendar with twelve months of ridiculous artwork\n and unapologetic humor\n keeps showing up long after the gift is opened.\n It works especially well for\n Secret Santa,\n birthdays,\n coworkers,\n sarcastic friends\n and the person in your life\n who would consider a tasteful calendar deeply disappointing.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-mini-grid\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-mini\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-mini-icon\"\u003e\n πŸŽ…\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong\u003e\n Secret Santa\n \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n \u003cspan\u003e\n Much harder to forget than another novelty mug.\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-mini\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-mini-icon\"\u003e\n β˜•\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong\u003e\n Coworker Gift\n \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n \u003cspan\u003e\n For the one person keeping the group chat alive.\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-mini\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-mini-icon\"\u003e\n πŸ˜‚\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong\u003e\n Sarcastic Friend\n \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n \u003cspan\u003e\n Give it to the person who will actually understand it.\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-image\"\u003e\n\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.techcloudly.com\/image\/2fe780ad87f0de02366308ae6c10527a085e67c2.png\" alt=\"Funny 2027 calendar as humorous gift\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =========================\n FEATURE 6\n ========================= --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"cu-feature cream\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-copy\"\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"cu-eyebrow\"\u003e\n The Joke Doesn't Stop After January\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n πŸ”₯ A Whole Year of β€œWho Approved This?” Energy\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n The best part is knowing\n there is another page waiting behind the one currently on display.\n As each new month begins,\n you get a fresh illustration,\n a different tone\n and another little piece of chaos\n to live with for the next few weeks.\n That monthly reveal keeps the calendar feeling fresh\n long after the novelty of New Year's Day is gone.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-image\"\u003e\n\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.techcloudly.com\/image\/1b5852f89c7ec714fa1c71bdc7bb7fae9e6f01b0.png\" alt=\"2027 calendar featuring bold humorous monthly artwork\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =========================\n SPECS + PACKAGE\n ========================= --\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"cu-details\"\u003e\n\n\n \u003csection class=\"cu-detail-card\"\u003e\n\n \u003ch3\u003e\n πŸ“‹ Product Specifications\n \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n \u003cul class=\"cu-detail-list\"\u003e\n\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n Humorous 2027 Wall Calendar\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eCalendar Period:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n January 2027 – December 2027\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eFormat:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n Monthly Wall Calendar\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eArtwork:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n 12 Different Illustrated Monthly Designs\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eLayout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n Easy-to-Read Monthly Date Grid\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eWriting Space:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n Date Boxes for Notes \u0026amp; Reminders\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n Spiral Binding\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eDisplay:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n Designed for Wall Hanging\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003csection class=\"cu-detail-card\"\u003e\n\n \u003ch3\u003e\n πŸ“¦ Package Includes\n \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n \u003cul class=\"cu-detail-list\"\u003e\n\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003e1 Γ—\u003c\/strong\u003e\n 2027 C.U.N.T. Calendar 2.0\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eCoverage:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n 12 Monthly Calendar Pages\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =========================\n FINAL\n ========================= --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"cu-final\"\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n 😈 2027 Was Going to Be Chaotic Anyway. You Might as Well Hang It on the Wall.\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Twelve months.\n Twelve personalities.\n One calendar with absolutely no intention of behaving.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"cu-final-line\"\u003e\n Hang It β€’ Flip It β€’ Regret Nothing πŸ”₯\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LBD","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44571595243619,"sku":"MV3611218-A","price":19.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0671\/8996\/4899\/files\/b94e29cb6a374523c568c62302d750f5fb0a7016.jpg?v=1788946873","url":"https:\/\/firleno.com\/products\/2027-c-u-n-t-unfiltered-calendar-2-0","provider":"Firleno","version":"1.0","type":"link"}